Car Rules stated by members through the years:
Ron Teal: "You have to learn the rules so you know how to break them correctly" 1978
Rod Young: "There's no rules in hot rodding...until you break one of them." 2012
Mike Culbert: "Nobody gets free squash 'cept family" (OK, that has nothing to do with cars...)
Randy Young: The junk expands to fit the space available + 10%
Member quotes:
"This ain't no trailer queen.... I've pushed it all over the country!"
"My motor makes a whole lot of power for a really short time..."
"You need to check the bearings on your trailer, I may need to borrow it next week."
At a swap meet: "I'm goin' broke savin' money!"
Overheard at a club meeting:
One member: I had a root canal yesterday.
Another member: They don't bother me too much.
Danny: Yeah, but you have a Mother-in-law...
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"My wife said I had to sell a car before I could buy another one. (long pause) I hope that she likes walking to work!"
In a related conversation:
"Just buy red cars. They never get mad when they see red." Another member:"My wife sees red EVERY time I bring in a car..."